Who Let The Dogs Out?
My dog has his own comedy routine without realizing it. He is a dachshund, which means he is about 2 inches off the ground, which leads you to assume that he cannot reach anything, right? Wrong.
This little ass has learned how to jump up and knock over the garbage can. It’s funny, but I also have to be careful. One day, I heard all this commotion in the kitchen and walked in there to investigate. He had knocked over the 2 foot tall trash can and climbed inside and gotten stuck. The trash can was roaming all over the kitchen.
One day, I came home from work just in time to see him with his long nose stuck in a peanut butter jar. I have no idea how he was able to breathe or how long he was stuck in the jar.
So, my choice now becomes: Leave the trash inside the house and risk killing my dog who cannot behave, or put it outside and hope the raccoons can’t remove the lid and scatter it all over the yard.
Dumbest commercial ever: The pregnancy test that says “The most advanced technology you’ll ever pee on.” Did someone actually sit in a meeting and approve that ad?
I have writer’s block. Again. How do people who have to write something every single day cope with writer’s block?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
I don’t get writer’s block, I just get tired.
I love that ad; I agree it’s absurd, but they got you to comment on it and remember it.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Too funny! Dogs are a riot aren’t they?
August 8th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
I have a dachshund!! Put a couple of brick into the bottom of your trashcan.
I, on the other hand, accidentally locked Buddy (my dachshund) in the garage one night. You worry about how to releave him from his trap? I spent a night releaving mine from a sticky RAT trap! One was stuck on his nose and another on his paw/tummy.
We tried everything from peanut butter to alcohol to get the traps off. Only a week later did I realize that if the chemicals were making our eyes burn, what was it doing to him?!
Silly dawgs!