Pay Before You Pump
I have continually made fun of myspace because, well, a whole list of reasons. Anyway, it seemed kinda teenagery to me and a place for teenagers to chat, blah blah blah. My sister has a page, and I find out that the only way I can leave smartass remarks on her page is to register for this site myself.
I registered as a 6′7″ tall bisexual Muslim swinger, and she told me she would not allow me on her friends list until I changed my profile. It’s amazing we’re from the same family, she just has no sense of humor. I was even in the process of finding a really hot pic to post on there in my bisexual muslim swinginess.
So now I have 3 friends but I’m having trouble reading the pages. So many people have their pages on a background with no white space to read the entries. It seems to me that a lot of these pages are a throwback to the days of the geocities websites with the flashing cursors and animated gifs.
So here’s my page, check me out, even though I accommodated my sister and changed the profile and probably can’t hook up with Mohammed anymore.
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